Sunday, March 05, 2006

Tina Fey on transdermal selegiline

Last night on Weekend Update, Tina Fey announced the approval of Emsam®...
“The FDA this week approved the first ever transdermal patch for the treatment of depression. Simply remove the backing and press the patch firmly over your mother's mouth.”
I think it could've been funnier. Mother-in-law's mouth would be, but it sounds dated these days. Spouse's or boss's mouth...

Oh! How about: “Simply take two of the patches, and stick them in your ears.”

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've obviously never met my mother.

4/14/2008 6:54 PM  

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